It probably surprises no one at this point that I would assert that the Vatican Museums are TERRIBLE. But before I get into the dozens and dozens of reasons why you should never ever go to there, let’s take a moment to appreciate the reasons why people do:
And oh yes, there’s that little room called the Sistine Chapel. Do you suppose people go to the Vatican Museums for that??? Maybe not, it’s probably only art history nerds like me that’ve heard of that one, right?
Laocoön is not impressed:
I suppose these are decent reasons to go the Vatican Museums. Maybe. Possibly. But you know what? Regardless of all these insane masterpieces and all the papal splendor, the Vatican Museums are terrible, number one on my world museums shit-list. And on Monday, I’ll tell you why. Happy weekend!